Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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