I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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