a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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