that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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