I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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