I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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