So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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