No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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