My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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