is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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