4 words: hood of his car
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Randomize