I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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