My brain says no but my pants say off.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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