I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
