She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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