You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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