Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize