I look better un-naked...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"