i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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