I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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