awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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