great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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