How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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