my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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