Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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