I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
As shirtless as possible
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Still dying that you shit outside
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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