you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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