Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
