didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?