i can't believe i had my finger in that
seriously i just wanna be friends
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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