Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Couch. On fire.
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