ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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