sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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