Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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