Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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