Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
a search helicopter?!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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