closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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