Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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