it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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