She's JV to your varsity
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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