im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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