Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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