What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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