Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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