sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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