ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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