Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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