:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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