White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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