I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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