I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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