shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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