can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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