I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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