:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
