And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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