I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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