so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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