bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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