I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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