remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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